New ISIS rules require female animals to wear burka

New ISIS rules require female animals to wear burka

It has emerged that Islamist terror organization, ISIS not only obliges human women to completely cover themselves using a burka in the remaining terr

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It has emerged that Islamist terror organization, ISIS not only obliges human women to completely cover themselves using a burka in the remaining territories they control, in fact, they impose the same rule on female animals. The regime issued a pronouncement on the subject stating that, “Unveiled female animals may tempt male animals of the same species. The animal burka is therefore a necessary part of efforts to avoid animal fornication.”

Previously, shepherds and camel herders were also helplessly exposed to far-too-liberal levels of wool and hairy camel humps on show. Time and again, this has led to sacrilegious interactions. Critics view the full-body veil as animal cruelty but scholars of Islamic law counter by claiming that female animals wear the burka of their own free will and because of religious conviction.